Rumor has it [probably false] that Trump will be appearing at the Siyum Ha-Shas.
From his speech:
"Brukim Habo-im and Mazel Tov Morai Vi-raboisai Kashuveh Talmidei Khakomin Loimdei Toirah!! [Did I say that right? I practiced!!:-)]. It is an honor for me to be here and an honor for you to have me. I am the best friend of the Jewish people in the history of the Presidency!! [Cheers]. Definitely a million times more than Obama. A million times more. Ten million? He was a disaster. A total disaster. Major-big-time-disaster. Baruk [Barack?] Hashem he is out of office. [Cheers].
I am a winner. I love winning and my whole life I have been a winner. I hate losing [especially to China]. I also don't like losers. That is why I can't stand Loser Elizabeth Warren [boos], Senile Socialist Bernie [boos] who might be Jewish but knows less Talmud than a Goy like me and thankfully sent Lying Loser, Crooked Hillary [big boos] home in the last election [big cheers] and I will win again in 2020 [bigger cheers].
To finish Shas proves that you are a winner. You are all HUUUUUGE winners [wild cheers]. You finished Gantz Shas [howling cheers]. [Did Benny Gantz learn Shas?? Probably not. Netanyahu and I have a wonderful relationship. He loves me!] That proves that you are winners. That is why you LOOOOVE me. Because winners love a winner. And there is no winner like Donald J. Trump and no group of winners like you who consistently studied an complex page of Talmud day after day for 7 and a half years. That is why you love me - and why I love you. [Cheers]. [Going off script for a moment as is his wont]. I keep telling Jared that he has to do the daf [Ivanka'le is on his case about it]. Maybe this cycle. Studying Talmud makes a person sharper and we need sharp people in the White House to deal with all of the Socialist Democrats who want to destroy the country. [Boos]. HADRAN ALACH MASECHES NIDDAH VI-SLIKA LAN KOL HA-SHAS!!!! [Wild cheers].
G-d bless you all, G-d bless your wives for all of their help, G-d bless the American people and G-d BLESS AMERICA!!!!!" [Insane cheers]. He blows kisses to the crowd [because they love him and he loves them....].
The band starts playing "כי אורך ימים ושנות חיים" and Trump starts dancing with the Roshei Yeshiva and Admorim on the dais. One of the Rabbonim puts a black hat on Trump's head.
The crowd goes beserk.
