I would like to invite all of my Jewish friends to a secret meeting of Jews where we will decide who will be the Republican nominee for the President of the USA. We will also discuss how to divvy up all of the world's money that we control.
The time and location are secret and will be disclosed in our synagogues and private Jewish whatsapp groups.
STAY TUNED [and don't breathe a WORD of this to the Gentiles].
