News Item: The LA Lakers waived a player named "World Peace".
By gooollllyyyy!!!!!! How on earth is Moshiach supposed to come if we are getting rid of players whose names represent the complete geula?!
וכתתו חרבותם לאתים וחניתותיהם למזמרות לא ישא גוי אל גוי חרב ולא ילמדו עוד מלחמה
See Yeshayahu 2/4 and get this guy back on the team!