Moishe and his wife Miriam walked into a Dr. Stein’s dental office.
Moishe said to Dr. Stein, "Doc, I'm in a terrible hurry. I have two friends sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. Forget about the anesthetic; I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town, and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work."
Dr. Stein thought to himself, "My goodness, Moishe surely a very brave man, asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So Dr. Stein asked him, "Which tooth is it, Moishe?"
Moishe turned to Miriam and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
