1] Joe B.!! - Elementary Hakaras HaTov. She could make him her "Border Czar" doing the same lovely job she did letting in millions of illegal often dangerous immigrants.
2] Ivanka [Yael] - This will ensure that even though Donald is going to mercilessly be all over Kamala - at least he will be more compassionate towards her running mate.
3] A white male - Today it is all about identity politics. Black woman to attract blacks and women. White male to attract whites and males. She has the race won.
4] A Jew - This will balance in people's eyes her pro-Arab platform. Look - she likes Jews too!! Plus - she married one.
5] Ben Shapiro - Boy, would that confuse people!!! They would feel so ...... But hey - facts don't really care about their feelings.
6] Michelle Obama - Wow, would that be a black-woman's-power ticket!! Plus - that would get her Barack's endorsement.
7] Her husband. Jewish [for the Jews]. Male [for the males]. And GREAT for her Shalom Bayis: "Kamala, stop nagging me" "Hey - remember who made you Vice President!!!"
8] Hulk Hogan. It will really give her campaign some much needed "muscle".
9] Pete Buttigieg - Two women running the country!!:-). Such pride!!
10] Rav Moshe Weinberger Shlita - Would help get her heavy donors from the Five Towns Gvirim. And of course the Orthodox Jewish vote. There must be 100 million of us.
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If Joe isn't fit to run for re-election due to his mental condition - is he fit to run the country for the rest of his term??
Asking for 330 million friends.
