In the mikva dressing room the other day some fellow asked me out of the blue if I am rich.
I have noted how almost everyone I know is so secretive about their finances but I don't know why it has to be a big secret. So I told him straight out that I am rich. The richest guy in the neighborhood, in fact. [I bet he wasn't expecting that answer].
And that was the end of that.
Anyway - עשיר is roshei teivos ע"יניים ש"יניים י"דים ר"גלים. If you have those you are rich.
And if you have them remember who is responsible.
Have you called your parents today??