Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Yoshke's Sexuality Ala Elton John

Elton John said that Yoshke is a "compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems".

This is SOMETHING! First they make G-d into a human being 注驻"诇, and now he is a homo, too!!! 

Surprisingly, Elton is himself a man who is not only attracted to other men, but he found one particular man and pretends that this man is his spouse!!! 馃槷馃槷馃槷 So he followed in the footsteps of his religion and created god in his image. 

Thank you Elton for today's entertainment!!!

And thanks for this song I would enjoy when I was a 转讬谞讜拽 砖谞砖讘讛 讘讬谉 讛讻诇讘讬诐 on the Upper West Side and would listen to 讝诪专 讬讜讜谞讬:

It’s a little bit funny, this feeling inside
I’m not one of those who can easily hide
I don’t have much money, but, boy, if I did
I’d buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, heh, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
I know it’s not much, but it’s the best I can do
My gift is my song, and this one’s for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it’s done
I hope you don’t mind, I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you’re in the world

[It sounds much better when put to music...]