What is the traditional Jewish prayer to be overweight?
Every Rosh Chodesh in shuls worldwide we say in concert with the chazan "Baruch atah Hashem hemivarech es amoooo yisraa-e-e-el ba-shawwwwwwwww-meeeeeinnnnnnnnnnn"
[Rashi - "shawmein" means "fat"]
A gut choidesh:)