A Yid sneaks into an orchard on a religious Kibbutz and starts picking and eating oranges. The farmer sees him, runs out and screams "Hey, Lo Tignov!! You're not allowed to steal."
The Yid smiles with great joy and exclaims "Ahhhhhhh, Eretz Yisrael! Only here can you eat delicious oranges and hear divrei torah at the same time."