Special to Mevakesh - Mike Tyson has been chosen by President Elect Donald Trump as the head of the "Domestic Peace Committee".
Tyson's ex-wife, actress Robin Givens, whom he admitted having given one of his best punches in the face ever, wished him success and said that she was sure that he would restore peace in the homes of American families. She emphasized that she forgives him for all of his beatings. She blamed them on his [Jewish] psychiatrist who gave him the wrong meds.
After his recent loss to Jake Paul, Tyson told Mevakesh Lev that he is looking to get into politics to help proliferate [he didn't use that word....] peace on earth.
After his appointment, he announced that he is going to try to pass a law in Congress that biting off someone else's ear is legal only in a boxing ring but not in the kitchen or living room. [Q: What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? A: "You gonna eat that?"]
At publishing time, Trump said he was considering making Tyson his Mental Health Czar as well. "HE IS SUPER CAPABLE AND A BRILLIANT INTELLECTUAL. MY TYPE OF GUY. REALLY EMOTIONALLY PUT TOGETHER. REALLY REALLY. I KNOW. NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH LIKE ME", Trump wrote on his truth social account.
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PS - The next four years are going to be FUN!!
