Mayor Eric Adams dropped out of New York City’s mayoral race Sunday amid escalating pressure to clear the crowded field in a last-ditch attempt to stop socialist, Hamas supporting, Jew hating, Zohran Mamdani’s election to City Hall.
The bombshell move came after weeks of back-and-forth over whether Adams would bow out of the race, in which he is polling ninth, far behind frontrunner Mamdani, former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, Republican nominee Curtis Sliwa, former [now dead] Mayor Ed Koch, Aaron Judge [very popular but will only get the Yankee fan vote], an Orthodox Jewish mother from the Upper West Side named Debbie Feinberg [who ALSO, like Adams, bowed. But she did so at Aleinu on Rosh Hashana] and others.
“It’s been an honor to be your mayor,” Adams said in a video from Gracie Mansion, according to a transcript first obtained by Mevakesh Lev and now a viral video, featuring his a picture of his "momma" who held down four jobs at a time when she raised him and his siblings after his father did the responsible thing by siring seven children and then bolting.
“I am proud to say that we took that victory four years ago and turned it into action — making this city better for those who had been failed by government,” he said.
"But now, being in a distant ninth place in dem polls, it seems that New Yorkers feel like, man, I am doin' a lousssssssy job", said Adams, in a moment of true self reflection. "I woulda consulted with my wife on this decision but it seems that I ain't got no wife. But this is a no-brainer. I ain't got no chance and we gotta bring down that crazy terrorist who will literally destroy this once great city. If you think I was baaaad man - wait till you see this dude".
Even though he dropped out of the *race* he vehemently denied that it had ANYTHING to do with his *race*. "New Yorkers LOVE black people. Dat is why so many black people live here. But if Mamtzpani is elected - dey all will get moving, with the Jews, to Florida".
Adams will spend his free time taking Chinese dance lessons and looking for a responsible wife [preferably named "Eves"] who will NOT give birth to children and then disappear.
We thank him for his public service and wish him much success.
