A man hears from a doctor that his end is near so he heads over to a lawyer to write a will. The secretary watches as the man walks into the lawyer’s office and as three minutes later the man walks off in a huff.
“Can I help you?” asks the secretary, dashing after the obviously upset man.
“HELP ME? THIS GUY IS CRAZY! I asked him to help me write a will and he says to me: ‘Sure, let me just ask you a few questions and then leave it all to me.’ I’ve heard before how some lawyers are dishonest but this just takes the cake!”