Hello there friends and fans worldwide!
They call me "Ben" but my real name is "Binyamin Aharon" and I have some REAL, IMPORTANT news. Not fake or insignificant news.
The Shofar blasts this past Rosh Hashana [Jewish New Year] WORKED!! They *woke* me up. Not in the contemporary woke sense [G-d forbid!!] but in the traditional "was in a spiritual slumber but I have been roused" sense. Maimonides says that the blowing of the Shofar, in addition to being a fulfillemnt of the will of G-d, also serves to remind one to abandon the *vanities* of life. In Hebrew "Havolim" [הבלים]. As in "Abel" the son of Adam. [Loses a lot in translation]. Namely, all of the nonsense that keeps people busy, thereby causing them to forget why they were put here by G-d in the first place.
G-d has been so kind to me. He gifted me with so many talents, worldwide fame and almost endless amounts of money. I mean - heavy millions. Now I want to start paying Him back. All of these years, I have spent endless hours speaking about politics and tirelessly rehashing my opinion on the issues of the day and on political functionaries such as the President and everybody and anybody below him who makes the news.
But now I want to refocus on what is not temporal but ETERNAL!! Not on the Constitution but on the Torah. Not on Trump or Netanyahu but on G-d. I am cleaning up my language. No more profanity! I am *firing* the covert Christian missionaries who work for me [including one renegade, apostate Jew]. I am now going to use my platform to spread the Word of G-d and His Torah. No more endless analysis of every stupidity uttered by two bit politicians or gay or atheist or otherwise misguided pundits. Who CARES about their nonsense and *vanities*!
Thank you and see you on the next episode of the Daily Wire.
