On Pesach there is nothing to eat,
On Sukkos there is nowhere to eat,
On Rosh Hashanah there is no time to eat,
On Yom Kippur we are not allowed to eat,
On Purim we are too drunk to eat,
Chanukah – it’s all too fattening to eat,
Shavuos – we are too tired to eat,
And when TuB’Shvat comes around, the food is all dried up!
Yet somehow - we always seem to be eating...
