Do you know what I love most about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt. And that’s just in the hot dogs.
I’ve been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious.
When I meet a new person I like to talk about global warming. It's a real ice-breaker.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these word: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't." Margaret Thatcher
