A lot of bochurim have such a hard time finding a chavrusa every new Zman. Chavrusa tumult became so difficult for most young bochurim of today's day and age. As such, I thought I would share five words that I used in my youth to meet a chavrusa that I found compelling and almost never failed.
I would ask: "May I hondel with you?"
Worked like a charm.
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Candace Owens with BREAKING SHOCKING story that NO ONE IS WILLING TO TELL. The Plishti Media is LYING TO YOU, Yitzchak and Rivkah AREN'T SIBLINGS. THEY'RE MARRIED.
In the meantime, Tucker has it that it was all a conspiracy and it wasn't the Plishtim who sealed up Avraham's wells but YITZCHAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sinwar-Stalin Mamdani has been named Nefesh Bi-nefesh employee of the month for the incredible surge in interest in Aliyah of which he was the single catalyst.
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5 year old: "Zeide, were you in Teivas Noach during the Mabul?"
"No."
"So you drowned??"
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They had a peaceful protest outside of Park East Synagogue calling for the murder of innocent Jews.
But the protest was peaceful.
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The leaders of Reform Judaism met to discuss the proposal to allow men once again to become rabbis - this disrupting the longstanding hegemony of women.
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El Al bathrooms have a new feature that instead of saying "occupied" say "Judea and Samaria".
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Alan [they used to call him Avi. My English name is Allan - I like the second L - but nobody ever called me Avi] Dershowitz [who grew up frum in Boro Park], kofer-mechalel-shabbos-ochel-neveilos-vitreifos-and-much-more, friend of Jeffrey Epstein [that says a WHOLE LOT about his character], whose son [at least one] is intermarried, should really consider talking about things he knows something about - like American law, and leave comments on the scholarship of Gedolei Yisroel of which he is totally ignorant to people who actually study them.
ראשית חכמה יראת השם. That means that w/o יראת השם you are really stupid.
יראת השם is not part of A"D's skill set.
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Where did Moshe Dayan learn Dayanus?