Sunday, May 3, 2020

Where Is The Levana?

I am in a little bit of a time warp. I just went on to my roof at 4:15 am Monday morning to say Kiddush Levana. 

I CAN'T FIND THE MOON. If anyone knows where she is hiding please tell me... Maybe, epes, in quarantine??

I once knew a Sefardi girl named "Levana". It seemed like everyone wanted to marry her in order to be "Mekadesh the Levana". She really liked cheese. 

The lucky guy ended being a Syrian from Deal. He made millions in electronics. I think SHE was the lucky one. Also, Shwekey [also a Syrian but not from from Deal] sang his beautiful "Boi Kallah" at their Chuppah. Then Isaac [the Chattan] was Mekadesh the Levana.

[I thought of propagating more stereotypes but why offend any of my four readers? I won't do ANYTHING for a laugh].