Shidduch Problems

Schwartz and Goldstein have been friends for years. Goldstein has never been married and lamented to Schwartz that every woman he has brought home has been unacceptable to Goldstein's mother.

"Find a woman who is just like your mother," Schwartz advised.

Some months later, Schwartz asked Goldstein how his search for a woman his mother approved of was proceeding. Goldstein replied, "I found a woman just like my mother; you were right; my mother liked her very much."
Schwartz said, "Then what's the problem?"

Goldstein replied, "My father doesn't like her."