Sunday, July 23, 2023

Health Update

Israeli King Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu underwent surgery for a pacemaker implantation following recent health concerns. The announcement was made in a Twitter video over the weekend, just before a Knesset vote on Israeli judicial reform. In the video, Netanyahu revealed that a monitoring device fitted to him a week ago had alerted him of the urgent need for a pacemaker implantation. When Moshiach comes - we will find out via twitter. Speedily in our days.

“I feel great, but I need to listen to my doctors,” Netanyahu said in the video, reassuring the public about his condition. He emphasized the importance of following medical advice to ensure his well-being and ability to effectively fulfill his Prime Minister duties. "I don't listen to the Left, I don't listen to Biden, I don't like listening to anybody [except Sooorah-le. Happy wife - happy life]. I'm the boss in town - no? Has anyone served longer as Prime Minister than me? Not even close. But I listen to my doctors b/c they voted for me and I assume that they have my best interests in mind."

The pacemaker implantation procedure took place at the Sheba Medical Center in Ramat Gan, and according to updates from his surgeons, it was successfully completed. As of 4 a.m. on Sunday, the Prime Minister is under observation in the cardiology department. This device, once implanted, will send electric pulses to regulate Netanyahu’s heart rate and rhythm, providing the necessary stimulation to the heart chambers.

Netanyahu tweeted shortly after waking up from surgery: "לב טהור ברא לי א-להים ורוח נכון חדש בקרבי". I thank the Borei Olam for all of his chasodim, particularly for the hundreds and hundreds of millions of times that my heart has beaten without the help of a pacemaker. מה רבו מעשיך השם!!!!

The Knesset voted with a slim majority to wish the Prime Minister a Refuah Shleima. Yair Lapid was unavailable for comment but sources close to him say that he and his wife said the entire sefer Tehillim between them in the merit of which he should soon find himself as Prime Minister and Bibi can retire and finally get some much needed rest.