I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
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"I was in this place in Manhattan and someone came up to me and told me that I was blocking the fire exit and would have to move. As though if there was a fire I wouldn't run. If you are flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit."
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