Trump is both in serious trouble with the law AND leading in the polls. The only apparent eitza is to build a jail cell in the White House from where The Donald will run the country. [No trips overseas. Sorry.]
The should make it multi-storied so it can be the "Trump Tower Cell". He will be able to brag that he was the very first President for whom they built a jail cell at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. [I SHOULD know the address. I wrote a letter to President Reagan as a child - and "he" answered me!!]. Whatta zchus!!!
"What other Presidents never got done - I got done. Just me. A beautiful jail cell ON the premises. Not Washington, not Lincoln, not Roosevelt, not even that loser, what's his name? Oh yeah - Sleepy Joe. Only I got it done. Not to mention how inflation and unemployment went down and the GDP went up. Nobody else did it like me. And that was all while killing China. They were killing us. Literally. From that Wuhan lab from where they spread - what does the left call that flu? Covid. Now they are down and we are up. I did it like I said I would and not like that fake news station CNN said that I couldn't run a country from a prison cell. I did it. It was MY prison. I paid for it."
My eitza to Trump is that he get elected and then ..... pardon himself!!!
He can use the cell for any of his staff to spend the night whenever he feels they are getting outta hand. That'll keep 'em in line!!!馃槃馃槃
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PS - It is a wonder how I haven't been snatched up by major news agencies to do political commentary. I could be Tucker Carlson with a black hat and beard!!!
