In our economy it is so hard to afford a house. Impossible for many people. Here are a few ideas:
1. Save your money for 1000 years: Your thousand-year-old self will thank you.
2. Lower your expectations and buy a sensible and sturdy refrigerator box: It's an investment! Or - a tent.
3. Exploit an entire culture in an effort to stoke racial division across America, inciting millions to donate to a fabricated cause so you can buy a $6 million dollar mansion in California: It worked for BLM founder Patrisse Cullors.
4. Move into someone else's house while they're on vacation and when they come home tell them no take backsies: Squatter's rights are human rights!
5. Buy a tiny house inside someone else's tiny house: It's a lifestyle.
6. Quit your job and become a UPS driver: They make enough money to buy houses now! But be warned, you will have to commit to a lifetime of wearing shorts, so it's not for everyone.
