Ladies, have you ever been ready for a game to start when you looked over at your opponent and thought, "Hold up -- is that a dude?" Here are a few ways to know:
On their jersey, the name "Steve" is crossed out and "Jessica" is written over it: Seems a bit suspect.
You just got scratched by their beard while driving to the hoop: Don't want to rush to judgment here, but just might be a guy.
Whenever they make a shot, 2 little kids cry out from the stands "YAY DADDY!!!"
They were ranked in the 400s last season but suddenly are the number 1 athlete in the state.
They break three of your fingers during the postgame handshake: Plus, your team just lost 514-6.
Adam's apple keeps poking you in the eye when you try to guard 'em: The price you have to pay for equality.
They are 6'8' with bulging biceps.
You could have sworn that she looks EXACTLY like your brothers best friend "Billy". Hey - that IS Billy.
There you have it — subtle, but very telling evidence you're competing with a guy. Just make sure you don't complain about it, or you'll be called a bigot. Enjoy the game!
