Today - I am closer than I have ever been to my demise. Sadly for me. Happily for those destined to inherit my billions. So I have been considering the epitaph I want on my grave.
A possibility:
He was no great Talmid Chochom
And no small Am Ha-aretz.
Or -
I'd rather be here than in North Korea.
Or -
He died in the 53rd hour of listening to a recording of "Your call is important to us. Please hold".
Or -
Here lies a man who never attended college
But where he is now it doesn't really seem to matter
Does it??
Or
He died peacefully in his sleep
But the car he was driving was wrecked to pieces
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This is an issue that is really on my mind. I am open to suggestions.
