It's the fourth week of November, which means it's time for us all to do a little introspection and consider what we are thankful for. We made full use of our vast political and entertainment connections to ask a number of prominent public figures what they are thankful for this year. Their answers may surprise you:
President-elect Donald Trump: "Kamala Harris."
Joel Osteen: "Tax-exempt status."
Meghan Markle: "Meghan Markle."
Mark Cuban: "The ability to delete posts on X."
Candace Owens: "Forget what I'm thankful for — what are THEY thankful for? And you know who 'they' are."
Los Angeles Dodgers: "The New York Yankees' defense."
President Joe Biden: "All those nice smelling feathers on that shapely turkey I just pardoned."
Jay Leno: "Advances in emergency medicine."
Tim Walz: "A chance to start my career over with the Radio City Rockettes."
Jordan Peterson: "Tailors willing to sew two halves of different suits together to make one suit."
Kamala Harris: "Black Friday sales at Billy's Wholesale Wine & Liquor."
The list above just proves that you're never too famous, successful, powerful, or dementia-ridden to be thankful. What are you thankful for?
