Monday, August 15, 2016

Diary Entry #14

Today I spoke to a ham sandwich and bottle of wine.

I saw a ham sandwich as I was waiting on line at the pharmacy and I said "Hello love". This is because to eat ham is a לאו. 

That was admittedly a bizarre, odd thing to say.

Then I dropped a bottle of wine on the train and cried out "Don't break". 

The wine complied. 

This is too much. A day and a half and I leave, Baruch Hashem!!!