Hundreds of millions of Arabs worldwide have announced that they are going on a 30 day hunger strike [eating is allowed before dawn, at nights and during the day in the bathroom when no one is watching] to protest the brutality of the Israeli occupiers of Israel.
Mohammed Aziz, a belly dancer and historian from Saudi Arabia, explained the reason for the protest to the Al Jazeera network: "What right do Israelis have to be in Israel? What connection do they have to this country? Do they live there now?? Have Jews EVER lived in Israel? No. They have lived in Poland and Russia since Judaism was invented 300 years ago. And now they started this terrible war against my people in Gaza. Why do the Israeli Jews start every war?? World War One, World War Two, the Nakba etc. etc. All started by Israeli Jews. They must return the hostages they are holding on to and then go back to Poland and Russia where we will find them and kill them. Allah Akhbarrrrrrrr!!"
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The Arabs have decided to call their hunger strike [if hurricanes get names - why shouldn't hunger strikes??] ..... "Ramadan".
