The curtain had not yet fallen on Turning Point USA's AmFest 2025 before rumors swirled about how they were going to top it next year. How do you follow up such a wild show?
We have obtained the secret list.
Nick Fuentes's less-Nazi brother, Steve Fuentes: He still says really, really awful stuff. Also gay and weird like his bro. Just slightly less-Nazi.
A professional athlete who vaguely pointed up to the sky after scoring: If they're famous and do something even remotely spiritual, you know they'll be there.
A dozen caged screaming howler monkeys: Should improve on the level of civil discourse we're used to seeing.
Mrs. Shapiro And Mrs. Carlson - If Mrs. Kirk gets a chance why shouldn't the other Misses.
Hulk Hogan: If he is resurrected from the dead - he is there.
Rabbi Meir Soloveitchik - He will give a talk on the spirituality of the American revolution filled with humor and 'Make America Great Again' pathos.
Joe Biden - We are confident that by the next conference he will see the error of his leftist ways and publicly repent.
A black to be named later: It won't work without a representative of the African peoples telling us that we shouldn't be mad about slavery.
On that note, the slogan for the conference will be MLK's DREEEEAAAMMM "Judge man not by the color of his skiiyiiinnn but by the content of his charactah".
