Donald Trump loves Donald Trump. And who can blame him? That's why it's super cool and not at all strange that the iconic Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is being renamed the Trump-Kennedy Center. But this is only the beginning.
Here are more things Trump is naming after himself:
RFK Jr. will be Robert Francis Trump-Kennedy Jr.: It just rolls off the tongue. He's already agreed to it.
The Big Mac will instead be called the Big Don: The best, most beautiful burger named after the best, most beautiful president. Plus a tribute to a man who has consumed soooo many Bic Mac's.
Washington, D.C. will now be Washington, D.T.: Nobody ever knows what the "D.C." stands for anyway.
The Washington football team will be called the Washington Trumps: From the Redskins to the Commanders to the Trumps.
The Epstein List will become known as the Trump List: Takes the negative stigma away and makes the list much, much more respectable. .
The Gulf of America will be renamed the Gulf of Trump: Whose idea was it to name it "Gulf of America" anyway?
The White House will be renamed The Trump Tower House: Why should only NYC get a Trump Tower.
The holiday of the 25th of December = Trumpmas: It's time for the holiday to be named after someone who has made life in the USA a constant holiday.
The wall at the southern border will be called the Trump-Wall: It'll remind everyone why illegal immigration is down to about zero.
The Trump-Western-Wall: He moved the embassy to Jerusalem and one wall in his name deserves another one. להבדיל!!
Melania Knauss will be renamed Melania Trump: Oh, that happened years ago.
