If you want to be a slave - connect to as much "stuff" as possible. Make sure you feel that you can't "live" w/o your phone, your car, your house and car keys, your subscription to Netflix, websites that you like going to [especially the news ones], certain types of foods you like, the exact temperature in the room you are comfortable with, etc. etc. This way, instead of you owning your stuff - your stuff owns you. Instead of controlling your desires - your desires control you.
Then you get to be a slave.... 馃槈馃槀
