Tulsi Gabbard has ditched the Democratic party and converted to Republicanism. Republican Shenis-republic Ki-tinok She-nolad Dami [Maseches Letzanus gimmel amud beis]. MAZEL TOV!!!
In an exclusive interview with Mevakeshlev [!!!!] Rebbetzin Tulsi explained that she got the idea when davening on Rosh Hashana "כי תעביר ממשלת זדון מן הארץ". "Grandpa Joey is most certainly presiding over a ממשלת זדון. What clinched it was when I heard the Shofar!! The Rambam says that the Shofar is supposed to be a wakeup call and the Shofar woke me up to the malignant 'wokeness' of the Democratic party. I mean enough is ENOUGH. A man is a man and a woman a woman. You can't just DECIDE what you are and then a man says he is a woman and wins the Olympic weightlifting competition for women. I even do the dishes at home sometimes. I am a woman. And PROUD of it. Every day instead of שלא עשני גוי I bless Hashem שלא עשני boy. I mean - would YOU like to have to walk around with all that testosterone all day??? And the Holy Bible tells us about Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve!!! והמבין יבין". [She has numerous Orthodox Jewish advisers b/c she knows that the only way to get elected president is to surround yourself with Jews. So she is getting more and more familiar with Orthodox Judaism. She even called the present government a Shonda. Not, she points out, a Honda. "I DRIVE a Honda"].
She is considering changing her name from Tulsi to something more conventional like "Hillary" or "Elizebeth" but is inspired by the fact that the President's middle name is Robinette so a President can have a strange, uncommon name.
We wish Tulsi MUCH Hatzlacha in her bid to become President. She will certainly have more tact than DJ Trump.
