I just saw an ad for GORGEOUS homes for sale at prices starting at less than $45,000!!! Like, that is almost what I pay every month for rent!!!! It mamesh looked like "Fantasy Island" [popular TV show in the late 70's].
The catch - it's in Zanzibar.
I am considering becoming the shaliach of the Rebbe in Zanzibar. לשם שמים of course. Or maybe I will start a Chasidus and will become the "Zanzibarian Rebbe" [I formerly lived in Michigan and was the "Michiginer Rebbe"]. Or maybe "The shaliach for the Lubavitcher Rebbe known as the Michiginer-Zanzibarian Rebbe".
Now all I have to do is look at a map and find out where Zanzibar is.
You think they have a Beis Yaakov for my girls??
