This just in!!!
Florida Governer Ron and wife Casey DeSantis are in the process of converting to Judaism!! The process was supposed to be finished before Pesach, but when Casey heard about "Pesach cleaning" and all that it entails, she asked Ron if they can wait until after Pesach. Ron agreed but told her that Trump will be on a Pesach program with his Orthodox Jewish children and if they don't convert then they will not be attending any such programs. Until next year.... Casey reminded him that "The Donald" is busy with "other inyanim". She didn't say "inyanim" but will start speaking that way .... after Pesach. Gevaldik!!
Ron explained in a press conference that "Our Sunshine State is FILLED with Jews and as their leader, I wanted to join in the fun. I am handsome, white, wealthy, highly intelligent, an Ivy League graduate and pro-Israel. Like LOADS of other Jews [except for the "pro-Israel" part. Sadly.]. So I am the perfect candidate to join the tribe. Plus, all those lefty anti-semites ALREADY hate me, so me being Jewish won't change anything."
Some have suggested he is doing this to help get Jewish money for his election campaign. People who suggest this are cynics. This is PUUUUURE לשם שמים!!! A TRUUUUEEEEEEEE גר צדק! The DeSantis' have been assiduously practicing their "chofs" and "cheses". Not pashut.
Ron [soon to be Reuven] and Casey [soon to be Chana Sarah - in the meantime "Kana Sarah"] - WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!! Hope you guys like cholent and kugel.
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