Just one year ago, Roe v. Wade was reversed by evil right-wing justices, and the consequences have been every bit as devastating as we knew they would be.
1] Literally millions of horrifying baby giggles: Everyone now has to hear the most delightfully pleasant sound on earth. SO gross.
2] Inflation: Know whose fault that is? Yep, babies.
3] Millions of dads now had less time to play video games: Don't these babies know Tears of the Kingdom came out?
4] Hundreds of innocent corporations had to pay maternity leave: Won't someone think of the corporations?!
5] More toddlers were driving those annoying little popping vacuum things.
6] The implosion of the OceanGate submarine: We're sure this is related somehow.
7] Parents had less money for their twice-daily caramel macchiato soy lattes with extra whip: How are people supposed to make it through the day now?
8] The park where you did your yoga is now infected with noisy kids.
9] All your friends wanted you to look at pictures of their beautiful babies: Ugh…makes you realize how empty your life is, doesn't it?
10] So much more love, affection and compassion in the world. Is that what we want???
11] So many elderly people who are rejuvenated by the birth of their grandchildren. Do we want old people to be happy?
12] Loads of couples that are staying together and building committed relationships because of the child they produced together. Isn't society better off when people go from partner to partner??
13] Every person is created in G-d's image so there is so much more G-dliness on earth. Is that what we want?? More spirituality???
14] An unprecedented reduction in pain on earth b/c babies feel pain when they are crushed to death and mothers feel pain when they abort. This must really upset psychopaths and Nazis.
15] Much less regret and guilt b/c women feel tremendous regret and guilt after they have their baby killed. Don't we want MORE mental health crises??
