Biden pointed out that by having two sets of standards, Democrats are leading the race for having the most sets of standards.
"That's two times as many standards," he said proudly. "Double is a lot more than single. Anyone who's ever watched a baseball game knows that."
"Isn't that right, sweetie?" he said to a young girl in the front row of the crowd, asking her to come up and stand on the stage while he put his hands on her shoulders for the duration of the speech.
Biden then went on to slam Trump for his treatment of women, confident in the knowledge that no one in the Democratic Party would dare call him out for being hypocritical and at times a bit creepy.
Not to be outdone, Trump quickly took to social media to announce that the Republican Party would shortly be debuting its brand new triple standards. "Sleepy Joe doesn't understand a THING about standards. Or about baseball for that matter. So to say that he has double standards is ABSURD. TOTALLY ABSURD. I mean, I understand standards and certainly understand baseball. NOBODY, I mean NOBODY understands baseball as well as I do. I have been closely following baseball my WHOLE LIFE. Even when I was 4 years old I would go to Yankee Stadium and watch Joe DiMaggio, Whitey Ford, Phil Rizzuto [HOLY COW was it fun watching him!!] and the whole gang. I am going to establish TRIPLE STANDARDS and you will see what standards are!!!"
"Isn't that right, sweetie?" he said to a young girl in the front row of the crowd, asking her to come up and stand on the stage while he put his hands on her shoulders for the duration of the speech.
Biden then went on to slam Trump for his treatment of women, confident in the knowledge that no one in the Democratic Party would dare call him out for being hypocritical and at times a bit creepy.
Not to be outdone, Trump quickly took to social media to announce that the Republican Party would shortly be debuting its brand new triple standards. "Sleepy Joe doesn't understand a THING about standards. Or about baseball for that matter. So to say that he has double standards is ABSURD. TOTALLY ABSURD. I mean, I understand standards and certainly understand baseball. NOBODY, I mean NOBODY understands baseball as well as I do. I have been closely following baseball my WHOLE LIFE. Even when I was 4 years old I would go to Yankee Stadium and watch Joe DiMaggio, Whitey Ford, Phil Rizzuto [HOLY COW was it fun watching him!!] and the whole gang. I am going to establish TRIPLE STANDARDS and you will see what standards are!!!"
The plot thickens....
Stay tuned!!!馃槀馃槀
