Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Yoshke's Sexuality Ala Elton John

Elton John said that Yoshke is a "compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems".

This is SOMETHING! First they make G-d into a human being ืขืค"ืœ, and now he is a homo, too!!! 

Surprisingly, Elton is himself a man who is not only attracted to other men, but he found one particular man and pretends that this man is his spouse!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ So he followed in the footsteps of his religion and created god in his image. 

Thank you Elton for today's entertainment!!!

And thanks for this song I would enjoy when I was a ืชื™ื ื•ืง ืฉื ืฉื‘ื” ื‘ื™ืŸ ื”ื›ืœื‘ื™ื on the Upper West Side and would listen to ื–ืžืจ ื™ื•ื•ื ื™:

Itโ€™s a little bit funny, this feeling inside
Iโ€™m not one of those who can easily hide
I donโ€™t have much money, but, boy, if I did
Iโ€™d buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, heh, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
I know itโ€™s not much, but itโ€™s the best I can do
My gift is my song, and this oneโ€™s for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that itโ€™s done
I hope you donโ€™t mind, I hope you donโ€™t mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while youโ€™re in the world

[It sounds much better when put to music...]