WASHINGTON (AP) — President Joe Biden turned up in a mask for the first time in months on Tuesday, a day after his wife tested positive for COVID-19 [now called COVID-23]. But the president quickly ditched it during a ceremony honoring an 81-year-old Vietnam veteran, and the two unmasked octogenarians shared a hearty handshake and kisses before they parted.
Biden's spokeswoman Karine Jean-Pierre who is black and gay [but revealed in a recent interview in Vogue that she has separated from Suzanne Malveaux, her partner of more than 10 years] gave four explanations for the mask:
1] President Biden wants to look like Moses who also wore as mask, as the Bible relates.
2] He wants to confuse the Satan as Rosh Hashana, the Jewish New Year, approaches.
3] He has an ugly, unsightly pimple growing on his cheek that he wants to cover up.
4] His wife Jill has Covid and studies CLEARLY show that masks DO prevent the spread of the virus.
He removed the mask because he loves Vietnam veterans so much that they deserve kisses directly from the big guy's mouth and to heck with the Satan, pimple and Covid. And he can be like Moses without the mask. In addition, studies CLEARLY show that masks do NOT prevent the spread of the virus.
In related news Anthony Fauci has released his autobiography entitled "Melech Ha-Covid" after the verse in psalms "שאו שערים ראשיכם ויבוא מלך הכבוד".
