Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Goose


This morning I was standing by the sink and started chanting - TOTALLY out of the blue - 

"The Goose 

Is loose 

And ready to produce". 

This was a reference to the Yankee closer Goose Gossage [his real name shockingly wasn't "Goose" but "Richard Michael"] - who today is 68 years old. The Yankee fans would wildly cheer this chant over and over when he came in to win the game. 

I am not a Yankee fan nor was I ever. But that is part of my גירסא דינקותא [I don't know how to translate that other than "Girsa Di-yankusa"]. 

Lesson: Make sure your kids are busy chanting Mishnayos and other good things. They will likely remember it for life.  

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Did you here about the "Harry" who named his son "Yanky". All of his frum friends thought that it was a nickname for Yaakov. But his hidden kavana was after his favorite baseball team.