Clinton, 75, headed back to his home in New York, where he will continue receiving treatment, doctors said.
“His fever and white blood cell count are normalized and he will return home to New York to finish his course of antibiotics,” the hospital’s senior physician, Dr. Alpesh Amin said in a statement released by Clinton’s spokesperson. Dr. Alpesh was asked how he got the absolute weirdest name ever. He refused to comment.
This is not the first health scare for Clinton, who underwent quadruple bypass surgery in 2004, and had stents placed in his coronary artery six years later. Also, Hillary tried to kill him numerous times for his infidelity. That was quite scary.
Bill will be spending his free time counting how many white blood cells he has. That can be quite boring and tedious but he really doesn't have much else to do. There are only so many movies a person can watch on Netflix w/o getting really bored.
Poor Bill. We wish him a refuah shleima bisoch shear ????
