JTA - Yeshiva University star basketball player, 6'7 guard [!!!] Ryan ["call me Reuvein"] Turell, was not selected in Thursday’s NBA Draft, putting his dream of being the first Orthodox Jewish player in the league on hold. [Yehoshafat only became fully frum after retiring and converting...].
According to ESPN, Turell is mulling his options, including a move to Israel or the NBA’s minor league organization.
In addition, another Orthodox Jewish player, Ally ["call me Elchonon"] Ehrman, a 5'10 and 1/2 [six foot one when standing on the duchen] 116 pound power forward [!!!!] was ALSO not selected.
There seems to be an Anti-Semitic plot brewing here to prevent openly Jewish players from entering the league.
In an EXCLUSIVE interview, Ehrman revealed that when mulling his options, he had considered declaring himself a female and playing in the WNBA but will instead move to Israel where he will dedicate his life to, among other things, trying to convince people that there is ZERO significance as to whether a piece of cows hide enters a net or doesn't. It is a child's game played for amusement that has no importance - cosmic or otherwise. That an entire culture is crazy for this nonsense is almost as crazy as a man declaring that he is in fact a woman and playing in the WNBA.
