Europeans love to malign America, but did you know that Americans actually take most European critiques as compliments? Here are 7 European criticisms that Americans will actually say "thank you" to!
You guys have enough guns to blow up the world four times over!: Heck yes we do.
You don't speak any language but English: Because we're winners. Appreciate the reminder.
You call football "soccer" and you're terrible at it: Yeah, we're not all gay. Thanks for noticing!
You still believe in God: Thanks, pretty cool having the light of Reason.
You have military bases in every country: Aw, you're welcome little bro.
Your portion sizes are ridiculous: We know, isn't this 72-ounce steak beautiful? Brings tears to your eyes.
You don't have universal healthcare: Yup, it's pretty cool getting to see a doctor instead of waiting until you're dead.
Keep the encouragement coming, Europe!
