I had something inside my body [I can't share what - personal..] that had to be removed. So I just came out of surgery which was done in the comfort of my home, with NO anesthesia, no pre-op, not recovery period, no doctors, no medications and completely free of charge.
It concluded with an asher yatzar. WHATTTAAA BRACHA!
THANKKKKK YOUUUUU HASHEEEMMMMM!!! I LOVE YOU!