You know, Popey, we Jews have had it up to HERE with people telling us what to do, especially people who are heirs to a two thousand year tradition to persecute us, often violently [not dissimilar to the cruelty exhibited by Hamas].
So instead of being busy pontificating [!!] to us, get your own life in order, find a shidduch and settle down.
It's about time!!!
And by the way - On a scale of 1 to 10, your idea gets a 1 in the originality category and a minus 3 in the effectiveness category.
But good try. It got you some צומי [if you don't know what that word means, you probably don't have Israeli children😊].