MOROCCO— Orthodox Jews all over the world were abuzz with excitement this week, as the Kabbalist and miracle worker, Chief Rabbi of Morocco, Rabbi Yoshiyahu Pinto, great grandson of the Babi Sali, who has devoted followers that include Lebron James and Kayne West, healed a dibbuk-possessed man, named Avinoam K., by taking away his smartphone.
According to witnesses, the man's desperate friends and family brought him to Rabbi Pinto after nobody could help him - not psychologists, not psychiatrists, not rabbis, not even his mother. Multiple reports indicated that the man's rages, convulsions, and foaming at the mouth were instantly healed as soon as Rabbi Pinto removed the man's smartphone from his hand.
"You could tell he was immediately a different person," one witness said. "He had been screeching and wailing, screaming about arguing with people on X, but when he was brought to Rabbi Pinto, he fell to the ground. Rabbi Pinto simply reached out his hand and gently took the guy's phone out of his hand, and BAM — he was instantly in his right mind. Like - the dybbuk just disappeared. We all heard a primal scream coming from deep in his kishkes, then he started convulsing and then the window was smashed by the spirit that left his body and he was healed. It was an amazing transformation."
The dybbuk-possessed man's brother Moshe was amazed. "I was afraid that nothing could help him," he said. "He's been this way ever since he got a smartphone and signed up for a bunch of social media platforms. Nothing but wild outbursts of bizarre behavior and fighting. We got to the point where we knew only God could save him. We brought him to mental health professionals and rabbanim, but they weren't able to do anything. Thankfully, Rabbi Pinto completely healed him. All it took was getting rid of the phone. Yishtabach Shemo La-netzach!!!"
At publishing time, witnesses had reported that Rabbi Pinto's appointment schedule was being filled with Jews all over the world who feel that they are possessed by a dybbuk.
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Sweet beloved friends: There are three relationships that we ALL need to improve - Our relationships with Hashem, with ourselves and with others. All three would be enhanced if we invested more in those areas and less in machines that completely distract us from what really matters.
And CERTAINLY don't give your children a phone.
Please be mindful of this.
