In an UNPRECEDENTED step, the secular and left wing elements are holding a MASSIVE Tefilla gathering this evening outside the residence of Binyamin Netanyahu. PM Netanyahu is undergoing hernia surgery and his many left wing supporters are davening that something should go awry and he should not come out of it. If he doesn't actually die, they will daven that he at least be put out of commission. This will, in their learned opinion, save Israel, the soldiers, the hostages, the whales, the climate and the world at large.
The refrain is "Binyamin ben Tzila - Li-maves vi-lo li-chaim" [inversing the Tefillas Tal].
Yair "the Vapid" Lapid will lead the Tefilla as Shaliach Tzibbur. Benny Gantz Shas and Wiggy Viggy Leiberman will add Divrei Hisorirus. Tens of thousands are expected. The police are totally excited and geared up.
For those who will not attend - בנימין בן צילה לרפואה שלימה, רפואת הנפש ורפואת הגוף!!!!
