Monday, June 8, 2020

Minyan Help

To show that indeed Black Lives Really Matter, I think we should, at least for a trial period of 3 months, start counting black people for a minyan. This way a] we will show our solidarity and firm belief that Black Lives Matter and b] it will be MUCH EASIER to get a minyan together. Like, you are in shul and there is no tenth man, so you call the janitor "Hey Clayton, can help us make a minyan?"  

All of this protesting is NOT ENOUGH!! We need ACTION!

In addition, I found a list of the 21 "blackest" girl names [for real]. I think that we whities should start using these names for our girls:


Imani [the Chasidic way of saying "with us"]

Ebony

Shanice [when she misbehaves call her "Sheisntnice]

Aaliyah [a segulah that she move to Israel. Also, the she is the first name on EVERY list]

Precious

Nia

Deja [call her sister "Vu"]

Diamond [if you have twins "Precious" and "Diamond"]

Asia

Aliyah [!!!!]

Jada

Tierra

Tiara

Kiara

Shprintza Raizel [OK - that one I threw in there]

Jazmine

Jasmin

Jazmin

Jasmine [how do you decide what spelling]

Alexus [you can drive her too!!]

Raven [especially popular in Baltimore]