Two people meet at a bar and start to talk.
"Where did you grow up?"
"The upper west side."
"Really, me too!! What street?"
"81st and West End."
"Really!! I grew up on that street, also! Where did you go to high school?"
The fellow answers.
"Really, I went to the same exact school. Then what did you do?"
"I went to Yeshiva X in Israel."
"UNBELIEVABLE! I went to the same exact yeshiva!"
In the meantime, another fellow walks in and asks the bartender how things are going. The bartender answers "It's going to be a loooong night."
"Why?", the man asks.
"The Goldberg twins are drunk again....."