"A male cross-dressing powerlifter who keeps telling people he’s a woman set a Canadian “national record” for the sport Sunday, and also allegedly set an unofficial world powerlifting record.
Just the fact that people actually spend time watching and get excited about people lifting up dumbbells is itself newsworthy. But a world record - even more so! And by a man who miraculously turned into a woman by deciding this is so - the biggest news event of the year, rivaled only by the war in the Ukraine.
The 40-year-old biological male, who goes by the name Anne Andres and who is certified insane and identifies as female, holds a slew of titles within the female division, competing in 11 contests over the last four years and placing first in nine of them. As if things couldn’t get more “South Park,” Andres claimed to be “master 1” in the sport, ignoring his obvious biological asset (he is a man).
For anyone who doesn’t understand: Men partaking in women’s sports doesn’t mean they’re winners. It means they’re taking away the winning spot from a real woman who deserves it.
To make things worse, Andres appeared to mock biological women in a video shared online by former college swimmer Riley Gaines. The content is horrible to watch, and if an actual woman had posted it, she’d be cancelled on the spot.
“Why is women’s bench so bad?” Andres asked the camera. The video doesn’t really make sense, and it’s really sad to see a human who’s apparently in such a distressed position in life that they seemingly feel the need to oppress women instead of getting themselves together."
Andres was challenged that unless he can prove his womanhood by either giving birth or being a nursery school teacher for a whole year, the record will be revoked.
In related news, it was reported that before leaving office, joe Biden is considering identifying as a female in order to be the first female president of the USA.
