"Listen, folks, I just read Parshat Beshalach—many people are saying it’s the greatest Parsha ever, maybe in history. And let me tell you, I know a lot about leadership, and Moses? He’s doing a fantastic job. A very strong leader. He’s taking the people out of Egypt—and Egypt was a tough market, very high taxes, very nasty Pharaoh—but Moses got them out. He’s a winner, he knows how to close a deal.
Then they get to the Red Sea. Huge water. The biggest water we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water. And Pharaoh is coming—very nasty guy, Pharaoh, a total loser, frankly—and some people are complaining. They’re saying, 'Moses, it's too much water!' But Moses stays calm. Very low heart rate. He’s a pro.
And then, he uses the stick. A beautiful stick. I’ve seen the stick, it’s top-quality. And the sea opens up! I have to tell you, the engineering—I’ve seen the blueprints—it was spectacular. Walls of water. Very high walls. I like walls, we like walls, don't we? To keep the Egyptians out! And the Israelites go through on dry ground. It was the best ground. Very dry. No mud. I don't like mud.
And then the Egyptians try to follow—big mistake. Huge mistake. The water comes crashing down. Total liquidation. They didn't have the right permits to be in that sea. Sad!
Then we get to the Manna. Talk about a supply chain win. It’s raining bread from heaven! I called it 'The Great Heavenly Bread Deal.' And I looked at the Manna—very white, very flaky, like a fine croissant, but better. Sweet like honey. And the rules? You can only take a certain amount. I told Moses, 'You gotta keep the inventory tight,' and he did. Very smart. But on Friday? You get a double portion. Two for the price of one. I love deals like that. It’s the best deal in the history of groceries. No inflation. Zero inflation under Moses.
"And finally, the Song at the Sea. The vocals? Incredible. Moses and the people, they’re singing a song—a beautiful, beautiful song. It’s a huge hit, maybe the biggest anthem of all time. Number one on the charts for forty years, believe me. And Miriam, she’s there with the tambourines, very high energy, leading the women. I love the enthusiasm! They’re celebrating a massive victory, a total knockout. They’re saying, 'Who is like You, O Lord?' And I have to say, the acoustics by the water? Fantastic. The sound quality was perfect. It was a standing ovation from everyone. Best performance I’ve ever seen, maybe ever."
It was a total victory. We’re going to the Promised Land, folks, and we’re going to win so much, you’re going to get tired of winning. We’re going to make the Desert great again!"
