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Not Dead Person of the Year: Joe Biden
Way to go, Joe! You have been doing this being alive thing 83 years straight and you deserve recognition!!
Sane, Rational Person of the Year: Candace Owens
Well-deserved. She talks and you hear pure rationality. She narrowly beat out Tucker.
Women of the Year: Members of Queers for Palestine.
Because nobody respects queers like Palestinians.
Skinny Person of the Year: Me. At least that is what my mother decided.
"Skin and bones" she calls me. I don't want to correct her but I also have tissue.
Sober Person of the Year: Kamala Harris
The spitting image of sobriety.
Shomer Bris Person of the Year: Bill Clinton
Always been his strong point. Michael Jackson would have won but he is dead.
Fly Ball Catcher of the Year: Aaron Judge
Two years in a row! The one ball he dropped was sold for 43k! הוי *דן* את כל האדם לכף זכות.
Manliest Person of the Year: Justin Trudeau
When we think testosterone, we think Justin.
Most humble person of the year: Donald Trump
He nominated himself. "Let me tell you. The is NOBODY humble like me. I mean nobody. I am a WINNER in the humility category".
Most loved person of the year: Benjamin Netanyahu
Well not necessarily on the world scene where there is actually nobody more despised but there is literally no cab driver who doesn't love him.
Moshiach of the year: Great rabbi from Brooklyn.
He is literally the only candidate. Who else do a large swath of Jewish people consistently call Moshiach?
Honorable Jewess of the year: Elise Stefanik
For displaying great bravery in GIVING IT to her fellow goyim for supporting Hamas. We have gratitude.
Best person EVER of the year award: Your mother of course!
The Charlie Harari soundalike of the year who like Charlie is now married to a Jewish woman: Corey Booker. We don't wish the couple mazel tov. A tragedy. I still can't get over his 25 hour drasha with no bathroom breaks.
Best Being this year and every year from before the start of time: מלך מלכי המלכים הקדוש ברוך הוא!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
